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The 100 Best Instagram Captions for 2020:

 

 

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Birthday Instagram Captions

Whether you're wishing someone a happy birthday or celebration your own, you probably don't want to sound like a Hallmark card in your Instagram caption. These birthday captions are both clever and funny.

1. "Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat cake."
2. "Birthday: A day to celebrate that you haven't died in the last year."
3. "I don't look a day over fabulous!"
4. "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana."
5. "Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."

Feel Good Instagram Captions

It's natural to want to share your happiness with others. Whether you're flashing a genuine smile in a selfie or capturing the incredible beauty of a sunset in your post, a good quote that captures the joy and happiness you're feeling can be contagious to your followers.

1. "When you can't find the sunshine, be the sunshine."
2. "The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they make the best of everything."
3. "Be happy. It drives people crazy."
4. "Say yes to new adventures."
5. "Every day may not be good but there's good in every day."

Cute Instagram Captions

Your followers will find it hard not to tap the like button on any post of yours that makes them go, "Aww!" These cute captions are perfect for that adorable video of your playful pup or that photo or your newborn niece.

1. "Dream big, little one!"
2. "Cute as a button, but not quite as smart."
3. "7 billion smiles, and yours is my favorite."
4. "You do the most adorable things without realizing."
5. "Don't grow up... It's a trap!"

 

Funny Instagram Captions

There's nothing like an Instagram caption that can make your followers literally laugh out loud. A little humor goes a long way, and it can be a nice change of pace on a platform that tends to be overused for vanity and perfection.

1.  "Handle every situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away."
2. "Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how."
3. "I'm not lazy. I'm on energy-saving mode."
4. "I was going to take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed. Again."
5. "I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure."

Best Friend Instagram Captions

What better way to use social media than by showing just how much you appreciate your best friends? Captions that make your best friends feel loved and valued just might inspire them to return the favor!

1.  "You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small gang."
2. "Friends are the family we choose for ourselves."
3. "F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Fight for you. Respect you. Include you. Encourage you. Need you. Deserve you. Stand by you."
4. "Some people arrive and make such a beautiful impact on your life, you can barely remember what life was like without them."
5. "Friendship isn't a big thing. It's a million little things."

Song Lyric Instagram Captions

We've seen some great new singles from both popular and emerging artists. Some of their lyrics even make perfect Instagram captions.

1. "I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color." — Wilson (Expensive Mistakes) by Fall Out Boy
2. "This may be the night that my dreams might let me know... All the stars are closer." — All the Stars by Kendrick Lamar & SZA
3. "Feeling like a boss, and staring at the stars, it doesn't matter the cost, 'cause everybody wants to be famous." — Everybody Wants to Be Famous by Superorganism
4. "Shine on, diamond, don't make me wait another day." — My My My! by Troye Sivan
5. "No point in holding onto what's broken, so let's live in the moment. When one door closes, another one opens. Stop trying to control it and start living in the moment." — Live in the Moment by Craig David

 

Clever Instagram Captions

A clever quote that really makes you think can be the perfect caption to pair with a stunning photo of a natural landscape or anything with an artsy look to it. Your followers will appreciate that little tidbit of wisdom you offer them!

1. "Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness."
2. "The idea is to die young . . . as late as possible."
3. "Do more things that make you forget to check your phone."
4. "You are what you do, not what you say you'll do."
5. "I literally have to remind myself all the time that being afraid of things going wrong isn't the way to make things go right."

Short Instagram Captions

Many Instagram posts speak for themselves. When you're in a rush to get something posted and don't have much time to think or tap away on your device's keyboard, keep it simple with some of these short and sweet captions.

1. "Aspire to inspire before you expire."
2. "Darling, you are a work of art."
3. "Choose kindness and laugh often."
4. "Clear your mind of can't."
5. "Every moment matters.

Food Instagram Captions

Food posts on Instagram are just as popular as ever. So next time you're eating out at a great restaurant or finished preparing a delicious meal for yourself, pair it with a caption like one of the following.

 "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

"Cupcakes are muffins that believe in miracles."

"Did you say exercise? Or extra fries?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."

"My head says gym but my heart says tacos."

1. I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that’s dangerous. But a super humid room… well not too humid, because you know… my hair.
2. I made my Facebook name “Benefits,” so when you add me now it says “you’re friends with benefits.”
3. You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”
4. Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. – Helen Keller
5. True friendship multiplies the good in life and divides its evils. Strive to have friends, for life without friends is like life on a desert island… to find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune; to keep him is a blessing. – Baltasar Gracian
6. The only way to have a friend is to be one. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
7. Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. – Albert Camus

2. Funny Instagram Captions

We all need a good laugh more often. Laugh at these funny Instagram captions and quotes.

1. In this section, we include funny Instagram captions and short jokes anyone can remember. You can also try to find funny puns too.
2. My excuse is that I’m young.
3. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
4. I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
5. Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
6. Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you. (A funny Instagram captions for cats!!)
7. Where are the average things manufactured? The satisfactory.
8. I invented a new word: Plagiarism.
9. Whoever invented knock-knock jokes should get a “No Bell” prize.
10. “Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.
11. I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.
12. If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
13. I had fun once, it was horrible.
14. Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?
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16. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
17. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
18. Walking past a class with your friends on it.
19. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time-consuming.
20. Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening.
21. I liked memes before they were on Instagram.
22. have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.
23. I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
24. I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.
25. Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You are glitter glue.
26. When nothing is going right, go left.
27. Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

3. Instagram Captions for Selfies and Selfie Quotes

Are you a selfie-kind of person? Here is a list of cool selfie quotes you can use that go with your shot.

Some are funny, others sassy. Go for it!

1. I’m not perfect, I’m original.
2. A selfie a day keeps the doctor away.
3. The only person you should try to be better than is the one you were yesterday.
4. Me, myself and I.
5. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
6. I woke up like this!
7. How on earth do you make a good selfie?! Why do I always turn out like a goblin?
8. I don’t always take a selfie, but when I do…
9. Just me.
10. The ugly selfie you deleted is the real you. Accept it!
11. ….lemme take a selfie
12. I was born to shine… and take selfies!
13. What do you think of this look?
14. Good morning world, here is my selfie you desperately asked for.
15. But first, let me take a selfie.
16. Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.
17. Selfie Sunday!
18. May your day be as good as taking a perfect selfie on the first try.
19. Some people confuse crazy with passionate. Let me be clear, I’m bat shit passionate!
20. Lighten up, just enjoy life. Smile more, laugh more, and don’t get so worked up about things.
21. Things I do in the gym: 20% work-out, 80% selfies!
22. But first, let me take a selfie.
23. There are moments when everything is going well, don’t be frightened… It won’t last, dear.
24. I haven’t posted a selfie in a while…
    Me: *click*
    Ooooh….that’s why!
    Well, no need to apologies then.
25. May your day feel as good as taking a perfect selfie on the first try.

4. Instagram Captions for Couples

There are many cute couple quotes you can use to describe a photo with your partner.

Here is a selection of our favorite romantic love quotes; some are inspirational, others about strong relationships.

You can also adapt these couple quotes for friendships.

1. What made you fall for him? He never asked me to justify my past.
2. I want a relationship like “Tom & Jerry” to fight daily, still can’t live without each other.
3. You can’t rush something you want to last forever.
4. Sometimes I can’t see myself when I’m with you. I can only just see you.
5. You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
6. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
7. Save water and shower together
8. One day you will kiss a man you can’t breathe without and find that breath is of little consequence.
9. Love assures us that we will never be alone.
10. I miss you like the deserts miss the rain!
11. I used to think I knew exactly what I wanted in the perfect soulmate. I was wrong because you are even better than I ever imagined.
12. LOVE is when two hearts become one. TRUE LOVE is when two souls become one.
13. It is one thing to fall in love with. It’s another to feel someone else fall in love with you and to feel a responsibility toward that love.
14. I knew the second I met you that there was something about you I needed. Turns out it wasn’t something about you at all. It was just you.
15. I don’t care how hard being together is, nothing is worse than being apart.
16. There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a {{ single }} flashing, throbbing moment.
17. “So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you.” ― Paulo Coehlo
18. One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love.
19. We go together like copy and paste.